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nbcparksandrec:

Oh baby. #KnopedUp

nbcparksandrec:

Oh baby. #KnopedUp

nbcparksandrec:

Bring your appetite. We’ve got a chocolaty new Parks and Recreation for you tomorrow at 8:30/7:30c. 

nbcparksandrec:

Bring your appetite. We’ve got a chocolaty new Parks and Recreation for you tomorrow at 8:30/7:30c. 

nbcparksandrec:

Happy Waffle Wednesday you beautiful tropical fish!

nbcparksandrec:

Happy Waffle Wednesday you beautiful tropical fish!

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" I want to open up my own club one day, maybe call it something like Club a Dub Dub, or the Club Marine. Sort of a submarine-themed club. Or Tom’s Bistro. The word ‘bistro’ is classy as shit. "
- Tom Haverford (via rose-vintage)
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In no particular order, TV's funniest shows:

tvhousehusband:

These gems are the ones that have managed to make me laugh out loud…even when I’m watching them alone as I guzzle my red vinho.

The Mindy Project — It’s rom-com meets 30 Rock, complete with supporting odd-ball characters, like Beth Grant's Beverly and Tamra played by Xosha Roquemore.

" There’s one more thing I hate more than lying and that’s skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. "
- Ron Swanson (via necturusmaculosus)
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Mhm.

Mhm.

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icantbelieveitsalawblog:

"The man who kills me will know."

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Chris Pratt attends the 2014 MTV Movie Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on April 13, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.

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